In 1963 Brighton, out-of-work skiffle player Francis Henshall becomes separately employed by two men – Roscoe Crabbe, a gangster, and Stanley Stubbers, an upper class twit.

 Francis tries to keep the two from meeting, in order to avoid each of them learning that Francis is also working for someone else.

 Complicating events, Roscoe is really Rachel Crabbe in disguise, Roscoe’s twin sister. Roscoe had been killed by Rachel’s boyfriend, who is none other than Stanley.

 Complicating it further still is local mobster Charlie the Duck, who has arranged his daughter Pauline’s engagement to Roscoe despite her preference for over-the-top amateur actor Alan Dangle.

 Even further complications are prompted by several letters, a very heavy trunk, several unlucky audience volunteers, an extremely elderly waiter and Francis’ pursuit of his two passions: Dolly (Charlie’s feminist bookkeeper) and fish & chips.